YOU MAY SHIP IT BUT YOU WILL NEVER SHIP IT AS HARD AS MRS. HUDSON DOES
On a scale of John to Mrs. Hudson how hard do you ship them?
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
They sell it to you weird! It felt like some kind of underground drug deal or something! - Hannibal Buress (x)
This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
I want to scatter kittens on this table so it’s covered in little footprints
Louis C.K. hosts our next live show on March 29!
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
There’s so many bros in Vegas, and these guys will brag about anything.